September 02, 2002
Web Economy Bullshit Generator

Here's an instant classic.. Do you need to "synthesize mission-critical deliverables"? "innovate leading-edge web services"? "generate open-source experiences"? Then the Web Economy Bullshit Generator is for you... ;-) (via Seb)

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Nice, anders. Another handy tool is "the dialectizer" http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ - I've yet to find a bullshit site that has not had the clarity of its business proposition improved by running it through this translator.

For example:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=bork&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jacobsen.no%2Fanders%2Fblog%2Farchives%2F2002%2F09%2F02%2Fweb_economy_bullshit_generator.html

(ermmmm - this is not a bullshit site. Bad example. Message ends...)

Posted by: Rich on September 2, 2002 08:48 PM

Thanks, Rich!

I've always been a great fan of the Swedish chef; and now I can read my stuff transformed to sounding like him! Great ;-)

Posted by: andersja on September 2, 2002 08:54 PM

Bullshit Bingo the song

You might enjoy a song I wrote that is Bull Shit bingo set to song. The "Sales Meeting" was inspired by working for a dot com that had no products or services but had Aeron chairs.

http://www.starpolish.com/davidjacobsen

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David W Jacobsen
http://davidwj.com

Posted by: David on March 20, 2005 10:00 PM
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