September 12, 2002
Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? —God


Here's a clue—if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying.

Get it directly from the source... An ironic listing of "new" statements from God...

The latter quote is an obvious hint to those who at this stage are raving mad, claiming blasphemy...

If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of salt.

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