Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? —God

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Here's a clue—if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying.
—God

The latter quote is an obvious hint to those who at this stage are raving mad, claiming blasphemy...

If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of salt.
—God

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