November 27, 2002
George's Song

I got this song from a friend by email, and it's so funny I thought I'd share :-)


"George's Song"

(Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

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Anders, I liked this song so much I made your site my OhRegina.com OhWebsite of the day!
Keep up the good work!
Regina :^)
p.s. Found your site thru blogsnob!

Posted by: Regina on December 4, 2002 03:39 AM

That song was GREAT. It is one of the funniest in a while keep up the ASWEOME work....

Posted by: Nate on December 12, 2002 02:32 AM

Hey that's so great! I'll definitely spread the word about this song!

Posted by: Amy on December 7, 2004 03:17 AM
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