To all personnel,;-)
We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Fukinabaat, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. Please be alert and notify Security of anyone suspicious!
Anders Jacobsen |