June 24, 2003
Golf joke: The Doctor, the Priest and the Engineer
Got this in an email today:
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!
Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George.
Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
After a short pause ...
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
hi!! I'm from Poland and I get here accidentally.
I thought that it will be nice for you if I leave sign of my visit. greetings and kisses from Poland.
The Salmon of Doubt just hit me in the nose (literally) and after a 2nd read I found it just as bad as the first. I found your mini-review on google and if you don't mine, I republished it on my blog: www.composites-by-design.com/blog.htm -- giving you for credit of course.
I'll gladly remove it if you wish.
Funny... but a little bit sad. Unfortunately sometimes we face similar situations in real life.
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