August 05, 2003
Texan Jesus

Seen in Houston, Texas last weekend; (photo taken with one hand on the steering wheel and a half eye on the road... (click image to zoom)):

Jesus - this might be your lucky day!

Seeing this guy reminded me of the classic joke(s):

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.. 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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I think your photo is a hoax.. Jesus would never drive one of those ugly things.

Posted by: eliot on August 5, 2003 06:12 PM
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