October 23, 2003
Blonde joke: Postman Pat's last day

It's apparently a good week for funny emails - here's one received today:

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeeze orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you".

He said, "F*ck him. Give him five bucks."

She smiled prettily. "The breakfast was my idea."

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I'm pretty sure Postman Pat is British, so the good people of this neighbourhood would probably slip him instead of $, because of this I refuse to belive a single word of this story. Helen, 5 years old.

Posted by: Helen on October 23, 2003 03:12 PM

Another Blonde Joke:
What is an artificial intelligence? It'a a blonde with her hair dyed dark :))

Posted by: Dan on May 5, 2004 11:19 PM
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