Boy, is this high season for email funnies...
Thank God For Italian MenOn a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
Great stories Anders, I had a good laugh. Speaking of italian men, you should do as I'm doing these days; put on yours favourite slippers, take position in your most comfortable chair under a blanket sipping hot chocolate and put on an episode of the excellent mafioso drama The Sopranos on your home entertainment system. Then you let the christmas snow stack up outside your window and just enjoy. As I've now watched 6 episodes in a row it's time to hit the sack. I wish you a merry christmas and keep those great posts of yours coming :)
Posted by: belze on December 16, 2003 08:35 AMAhhh, the Sopranos. The Mafia in the new millenium, dealing with such issues as Prozac, sport utility vehicles and college tuition alongside the usual rough-em-up gunplay associated with "the mob". On Sundays, my family doesn't go to church, we watch the Sopranos. Good stuff. It has the Guido Stamp of Approval. Beware - this show is highly addictive, and you will start talking like Tony.
Posted by: Valerief on December 22, 2003 07:31 PMSexist but amusing ... lol!
Posted by: benita on December 31, 2003 05:00 PMahahahah! I am Italian, do you think you are funny?
Happy new year!
all the best
dan
DO NOT confuse the fictional and defaming show The Sopranos, with REAL Italians. You wouldn't do with with a similar program focusing on Jews or Blacks.
It is a disgrace and an insult.
Posted by: Italian Man on February 25, 2004 04:23 PMDO NOT confuse the fictional and defaming show The Sopranos, with REAL Italians. You wouldn't do with with a similar program focusing on Jews or Blacks.
It is a disgrace and an insult.
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