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August 07, 2003

Joke: The Indulgent Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. [...] MORE...

July 14, 2003

Golf joke: Deserted island

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, ''It's not a ship.'' The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, ''It's not a boat.'' The speck gets even closer and he thinks, ''It's not a raft.'' Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, [...] MORE...

June 24, 2003

Golf joke: The Doctor, the Priest and the Engineer

Got this in an email today:A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water... MORE...